Dave and his wife were working in their garden
one day when Dave looks over at his wife and
says, “Your butt is getting really big. I bet your
butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill and then went over to
where his wife was working and measured his
wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!” He exclaims while
laughing. His wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Dave was feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s
wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-
ass grill for one tiny little weenie?