Joke of the day : Why you shouldn’t tell your wife her bum looks big!


Dave and his wife were working in their garden

 one day when Dave looks over at his wife and

 says, “Your butt is getting really big. I bet your

 butt is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape

 and measured the grill and then went over to

 where his wife was working and measured his

 wife’s bottom.

“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider

 than the barbecue!” He exclaims while

 laughing. His wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed Dave was feeling a little

 frisky. He makes some advances towards his

 wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s

 wrong?” he asks.

She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-

ass grill for one tiny little weenie? 

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