A lady approaches a priest and tells
him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re
hot. Do you want a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I
do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my
house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots,… to
whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then
teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female
parrots will learn to pray and worship.” So the next day, the lady
brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two male
parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady
puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and
the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” One male
parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, * * * * * * * * *
* * * * “Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered !!!!!!