Joke of the day : Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem


A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

 


While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.


 


An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.”


 


The man thought about it for a while and then told him, “I see.  Well, you’d better ship her home then.”


 


The undertaker asked “Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?”


 


The man said, “A man died 2,000 years ago.  He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead…


… I just can’t take that chance!” 

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