Joke of the day : An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced

 


An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting

 divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any 


longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm 


sick of talking about this, so call your sister and 


tell her," and he hangs up....

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. 


She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" 


She calls their father immediately. "You’re not 


getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The 


two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk 


about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't 


file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs 


up the phone. 

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay,


 they’re both coming for Christmas and paying 


their own airfares.

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