Agnes married and had 13 children.
When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband passed away. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children before her third husband died as well.
Alas, she herself died eventually.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman. “Lord, at long last, they are finally together,” he announced solemnly.
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”
The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”