A very tall man named Little Johnny walks into a bar and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place:
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
“What’s that for?” The lady questions.
“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo and Reebok pays me.”
Then the man takes off his trousers and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
“What’s that?” The lady questions again.
“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”
Then the man drops his underwear and on his d*ck he has a tattoo that says “AIDS”.
The lady screams:
“Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”
The JOhnny replies.
“No, no. Calm down. It will say ADIDAS in a minute!”