Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Johnny Walked Up To Him,
Little Johnny:
“Teacher, Are You Sleeping In Class?”
Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”
Little Johnny: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”
Teacher: “I Was Talking To God.”
The Next Day The Johnny Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him…
Teacher:
“Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”
Little Johnny: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”
Little Johnny: “I Was Talking To God.”
Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”
Little Johnny:
“God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday…”