A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!”
Silence followed and after a few minutes,
The captain came back on the intercom and said,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilt a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger who is an old man in Business class yelled,
“That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”