Joke of the day : The Husband Returns After Several Hours

 







One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.







Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.







She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.






Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.






He pulls up alongside the woman and says,







“Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”






“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)






“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.


 




“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”







“Yes, but you have all the equipment.






For all, I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”






“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with s*xual assault,” says the woman.







 

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.







“That’s true, but you have all the equipment.







For all, I know you could start at any moment.”







“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.







MORAL :





Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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