Grandma Gilda’s first great-grandchild was born and after a few weeks, when the parents needed a break, she was given the job of watching her.
“Let me see the little cutie,” begged her friend Maxine, on a visit, as the two were having tea.
“Not yet,” Gilda responded.
When she again refused five minutes later, Maxine had had enough. “What are you waiting for?” she fumed.
“I’m waiting for her to cry,” Gilda said.
“Why is that?” questioned Maxine.
“Well, because I forgot where I put her!”