Joke of the day : The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.






 






The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.




The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.



“Now Maria,” she asked. “Why do you want more money?”


Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”


“The first is that I iron better than you.”


Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”


Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”


Wife: “Oh yeah?”




Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”


Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”


Maria: “Jor hozban did.”


Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”



Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”


Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”


Maria: “No Señora….”The gardener did.”


Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

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