Joke of the day : Customer Service


Customer Service

A crowded United Airlines flight from Denver Airport was cancelled. 


A single female agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers when an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. 


He slapped his ticket on the desk and said, “I have to be on this flight and it has to be first class.”


The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you but I’ve got to help these folks first, then I’m sure we’ll be able to sort something out.”


The passenger was unimpressed. 


He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “Do you have any idea who I am?”


Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address system. 


“May I have your attention please,” she began, her voice clearly heard throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 who doesn’t know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.”


With the folks behind him laughing hysterically, the man glared at the agent, gritted his teeth and swore, “F**k you!”


Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that too.”

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