Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Newcastle:
Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex." She said.
Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her and they went on to have mind blowing sex for the next hour.
After they were done and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" Asked Blossom
"Well." Jack replied with a grin on his face.
"I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Newcastle is £130." 🤣